About

Mojiferous Industries is the brainchild of Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus, Esq and the world's premier producer of worthlessness and uselessness. Based in Denver, Colorado, the company was founded sometime during the early spring of 2007, forming out of mysterious clouds of gas and fatty solids. The company has no profit to speak of, no real business plan, and no solid way of even proving that it exists beyond this rather rudimentary web page. Our company motto is "Quality is Job" and our company crest is a stick-figure drawing of two drunken cavemen beating a vase full of squid:

Job opportunities at Mojiferous Industries include part-time potato peeler, gorilla shavers, and stunt double: all applications should include a picture of yourself wearing a bearskin cape and a three (3) page essay on the personal habits of your favorite crustacean.